daytime theatre

okay... so, slowly but surely both my theories about the murders on amc and oltl are being disproved. until the murderers are revealed, i'm not giving up hope on my theories.

but before i address that...can we pay a little homage to the one and only miss erika kane for her demonstration of "all my children". the grande dame went from house to house in that fabulous outfit setting every one of her children straight. i wanted to die from laughter as she made the rounds. she's been so busy in her own mess that it was about time for her to start meddling again. truth be told, i think she just got that ensemble and wanted a reason to show it to the town!!!

so, on to the satin slayer...
i've not quite given up on greenlee being the satin slayer but it's beginning to seem as though raymond jenkins (formerly known as "r") may have hired the ex-boyfriend/former lawyer to do the killings. or, maybe raymond jenkins isn't involved, since he seems to know that zack's/alex's father actually killed his mother. but the question is still begged to be answered, if the lawyer is doing the killings, then why? what would he have to do with zack???

also, we've been warned that the satin slayer will get one of the remaining fusion girls. what i'm going to say is going to be backwards...but it may just be true. they've set up a lot of things for both babe and kendall to "work through" once the killings are over, and even though it seems (according to wednesday's endings) that babe is actually next, i kinda wish it was kendall.
listen now and slap me latter...

as much as i want kendall to stay because she is the perfect "daughter of erica", that's the same reason i want her to die. kendall (the character) has a bad habit of leaving town, giving up on pine valley and everyone in it. later, because she is a kane (damnit), she comes back as a new person. i would absolutely hate to see anyone else play the role of kendall hart kane slayter...and that includes sara michelle gellar!

of course though, with babe out of the picture, jr is free to ruin crystals life...completely! could you imagine...??!!! with crystal so distraught to the loss of her daughter and her marriage, she free to mourn with tad. let's face it, they were falling in love with each other in a way only he and dixie had previously loved. he didn't even love di this much, truly. plus with adam's involvement, it sorta parallels their romance, don't you think?

also, would it be just a kick if this was all a (rather involved) scheme of jr's to kill off babe to regain sole custody to their son??? something to think about...maybe...

and to the hero of llandview...
i'm not liking what the previews are foreshadowing for this local hero. from the commercials alone, it appears that spencer had some hit-man contract set up in the case of his murder. as the adage goes, an eye for an eye. the hit-man has instructions to kill the spencer's murderer. with that information in endless debate at the police department, this plot twist might play out for a while.

i'm only afraid for rex and michael. rex because he's finally getting his life back. for michael, because this will be the second time this actor has been killed off on this show. but more than anything, i fear for marcy. marcy walsh has been through quite enough trauma to last a lifetime, from her murder mystery book coming to life to losing the love of her life (twice technically). this will be enough to drive poor marcy crazy or evil. consider this...if the hit-man has to kill michael, then the question becomes why? hopefully (for tommy), they will buy the "vengeance for my father" motive. but if not, marcy will lose her husband and her child all before their first anniversary. how devastating that will be!!!!

apparently the seasonal promotions are true. if you thought 2006 was wild...you ain't seen nothing yet!