Friday, July 21, 2006

 

exactly what dimention???

Okay...it's not like i don't know it happens. it's not like i've never noticed it before but now i am pissed. maybe it's a little too strong (or more to the point, quite revealing my lack of a life), but this is just egregious.

for all my fellow fans, you will remember not more than 3 years ago, bianca mongomery and arabella (babe) chandler were both pregnant and stranded after a flood. they gave birth to their children (in much more of a dramatic fashion than i'm explaining) stranded and alone in the forrest. flash forward to when babe (arabella) learns that paul cramer (of one life to live) switched their children, and she can no longer keep the secret. there is a big upheaval in the chandler and kane families as miranda is returned to bianca. of course she did not believe her son to be dead and babe subsequently learns that her son is alive in the home of the buchanans.

after a long battle, kelly buchanan decides to give babe her son and babe runs away. needless to say, babe and adam jr have been having trouble since jr learned the truth about miranda. in the course of events, babe, jamie and lil' adam were hiding out with liza colby chandler and colby, adam sr's daughter. at this time colby was 5 or 6...

WHY IS IT NOW...that lil adam is only 3 or 4 and colby chandler is 15...stealing cars...and blackmailing adam jr...and stealing babe's license to get into a club??? hmm??? i get the fact that you need to hype the story with wildcards every now and again...but exactly what dimention do these children live on while they're off screen??? and for that matter, why is miranda walking, and speaking french while lil' adam is still in a crib?! is french wine that good for child development?! she'll probably be in a training bra the next we see her, but will lil' adam leave town by then?

got doggit, this is the thing that makes me understand why people call soaps...well, stupid. this is just like the switch from an asian blair cramer (oltl) to a blonde. i guess i missed a meeting. but maybe i should explain why colby was blackmailing her brother, or at least how.

see remember our story with dr. madden? well all thing came to a hilt and...well, turned to shinola. in a great amalgamation of webs of deceit, too many people found out too many secrets and all of dr. madden's business came back to bite him. his crime of stealing erica's embryo and raising her son. his manipulation of dixie into giving her child up for adoption. dixie and zack slater even found evidance that dr. madden had been using his own sample to empregnate most if not all of the women who came to his office to be a suragate or seek fertility help. well, just in the nick of time, as dr. madden had a drugged-unconscious erica kane on his private jet, someone knocked him out and buried him alive underground. whoever buried him had the coffin wired and stocked with health bars.

the only reason why the town found dr. madden (discovering where he'd been "hiding" all along), is because of a minor earthquake which killed dr. madden and uncovered his shallow grave. the police think that whoever did this to dr. madden was trying to find the location of dixie and tad martins daughter. but without proof, anyone in the town who had a grudge with dr. madden could have done the deed. of course the police don't know everything, but everyone involved pretty much know everyones secrets, so the suspect list looks like this...

dixie martin
zack slater (helping dixie)
tad martin
david hayward (for dixie's love)
adam jr and jamie martin
ryan lavery (because of kendal)
erica kane (with hired help, of course, because of josh)

as a spoiler, those who've been watching knows this has to do with dixie, but the question remains who? it's getting to the point where people are spying on and framing each other. the first to be framed was jr, but of course we're supposed to not be sure. it looks like david may have framed him...but then again, that is so easy to believe. you know what...i'm waiting to find out that janet did it the whole time, hoping to find kate martin, a perfect martin daughter to raise as her own. it has been a while since we heard from janet...wonder which planet she's on today...?

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